Since this is my first post I am going to give you just a bit of background, and I will likely give you a little bit more background with every new post. Anyway, a few years ago I was a driving limos for a small limo company in Vancouver. As you can imagine, I’ve seen some crazy S#$!. I’ve seen people drunker than alcohol itself. But there are a few happenings that stick out in my mind.
One night I was driving a group of about 10 ladies around for the night. I can’t remember what they were celebrating, but that’s probably because I really didn’t care.
For whatever reason, they were going hard. The back of the limo was a minefield of tequila and beer chasers. These days sometimes it seems like the ladies go harder than the guys. By the time 8pm rolled around, they had some seriously polluted brains.
Soon after 8, one girl said she had to pee (big surprise). So I asked her if she could wait till the next bar. She said yes. She was lying.
A few minutes later, we were stopped outside a club waiting on a red light. She got out of the limo, turned her back to a line-up of probably very sober bar-goers, pulled her panties down, and started peeing right on the sidewalk. I was actually surprised that she had the balance to squat she was so unsober.
You are probably thinking “Yeah yeah, so what? some girl peed on a sidewalk and that’s your big story?” But here’s the kicker – her friends, or whatever they were, wouldn’t let her back in the limo. They weren’t cheering her on; they weren’t laughing. Apparently she was by far the drunkest out of all them. They were sayings like “OMG SARAH THATS FU#$%ING DISGUSTING”. Then they actually refused to let her back in the limo. So I drove off, and I have to say I was quite pleased about it.