It’s a sunny afternoon when I pull up to this upscale apartment building and my instructions are to buzz this number and wait inside the car for my fare. While I waited, I check my make-up in the mirror when the door opens up and I saw the cutest blonde girl pops into the car. I quickly face forward and didn’t notice the rest of the party pile into the vehicle. Now when I say cute, I mean it in the truest sense — very attractive, tight and trim with the sweetest laugh. Plus her outfit was also super cute: pink button-up shirt and tight blue jeans, you know, really cute!

Good times are happening in the back and the plan was to drive towards downtown with text directions to follow. We’re about 10 minutes into the first leg of our drive when I get the first text and it says after we arrive at our destination, to keep the engine running and prepare for a speedy getaway. Interesting — I say to myself. The noise level has increased and I can only guess what they’re doing in the backseat. We get to this first stop and I see that super cute blonde hop out but she’s wearing a completely different outfit — I guess she must have changed in the back during the ride. We’re waiting outside some random house when all of a sudden, the door busts open and the super cute blonde runs out followed by guy wearing nothing but sneakers and a hat on his private parts. We take off as instructed, making our escape and there’s a rowdy round of cheers in the back — yeah, that’s not weird at all.

I get the next text and we’re on our way, I’m not really sure what is going on but I just roll with it. Party’s in full swing in the back and I assume they helped themselves to the complimentary bar and the sound system. Second destination is up on the left and even before I come to a complete stop, the super cute blonde jumps out and runs to this other house. She’s wearing yet another outfit as she runs out again with another half naked guy right behind her. We speed away to the sound of more cheering and I’m not entirely sure what’s the deal but the next text gives me another address and states that this is the last stop. We arrive and I step out of the limo, the passenger door opens to reveal the two young men, fully dressed and the super cute blonde. The super cute blonde and her twin sisters — they’re triplets! That explains the outfits but not what they were doing at each stop or in the back for that matter. I thank them for their business and the triplets come up to me for one big kiss, all at the same time — hope I see those ladies again.