The other day I overheard the guys talking. They were saying something about how long it would take to drive a limousine to the moon. I tried desperately not to allow this conversation to get in my head, but it did. I started thinking on similar lines. I often imagine alternate uses for things, and began to wonder if it would be possible to simply build a long metal armature out of the earth’s limousines and have astronauts ascend that to get up there. It would be the longest, most luxurious walk ever conceived by human beings. Would we have enough limousines? Well, let’s start with the basics. It is 384,000 kilometers from the earth to the moon. The average limo is about 10 meters so, you would need 38,440 limousines to reach from the earth to the moon. So what does that mean? It means that I am never given enough work to do. It’s why I love my job.